Diet Food Alternatives
Instead of steak, try fish!
You can’t go from Nintendo to Sega
Instead of cream, try soy milk!
You can’t go from an office to a cubicle
Instead of sweet relish, try sugar-free relish!
You can’t go from Lil’ Wayne to Lil’ Wayne
Instead of French fries, try turnip!
You can’t from violins giving you goose bumps to pulling a piece of spaghetti out of your throat
Instead of beer, try water!
You can’t go from sleeping in to turning the last pages of Charlotte’s web with moist fingers
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INSTEAD OF LIL’ WAYNE, TRY ANYTHING!
Gotta spin some old school
All this new shit is wack
Kerouac’s in my time machine
Caught I brought the beat back
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Instead of fried chicken, try calisthenics!