Diet Food Alternatives
Instead of steak, try fish!
You can’t go from Nintendo to Sega
Instead of cream, try soy milk!
You can’t go from an office to a cubicle
Instead of sweet relish, try sugar-free relish!
You can’t go from Lil’ Wayne to Lil’ Wayne
Instead of French fries, try turnip!
You can’t from violins giving you goose bumps to pulling a piece of spaghetti out of your throat
Instead of beer, try water!
You can’t go from sleeping in to turning the last pages of Charlotte’s web with moist fingers
INSTEAD OF LIL’ WAYNE, TRY ANYTHING!
Gotta spin some old school
All this new shit is wack
Kerouac’s in my time machine
Caught I brought the beat back
Instead of fried chicken, try calisthenics!