The Kitchen Staff
A line cook puts on a Slayer album
The whole kitchen approves
Everyone in an apron cheers as a prep cook burns his new beard net with a Zippo
Why did the owner think he would wear it?
A dishwasher fantasizes about his dream girl
A woman that knows what a powerbomb is
The head chef laughs at the “All Employees Must Wash Hands” sign in the back room
Whoever put up that sign has clearly never worked in a kitchen
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HOW TO GET HIRED TO WORK IN A KITCHEN
You got any ridiculous tattoos?
Yeah.
You’re hired!
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Line cooks have the best worst tattoos