The Kitchen Staff

A line cook puts on a Slayer album
The whole kitchen approves

Everyone in an apron cheers as a prep cook burns his new beard net with a Zippo
Why did the owner think he would wear it?

A dishwasher fantasizes about his dream girl
A woman that knows what a powerbomb is

The head chef laughs at the “All Employees Must Wash Hands” sign in the back room
Whoever put up that sign has clearly never worked in a kitchen

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HOW TO GET HIRED TO WORK IN A KITCHEN

You got any ridiculous tattoos?

Yeah.

You’re hired!

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Line cooks have the best worst tattoos