The First Date

The boy and the girl look at each other like two newborn deer

They’ve never had a latte before and they both get the shakes

The boy jokingly says he would like to see “a clown take a dump”

But he realizes for the first time in his life

Girls don’t want to hear jokes about shitting

But then she laughs

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WHY NERDS HAVE PROBLEMS DATING

Hi, I’m Anna!

Gasp! Look at those Forest Moons!

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Fun fact: puberty sucks