The First Date
The boy and the girl look at each other like two newborn deer
They’ve never had a latte before and they both get the shakes
The boy jokingly says he would like to see “a clown take a dump”
But he realizes for the first time in his life
Girls don’t want to hear jokes about shitting
But then she laughs
WHY NERDS HAVE PROBLEMS DATING
Hi, I’m Anna!
Gasp! Look at those Forest Moons!
Fun fact: puberty sucks