Wilson Phillips

I love Wilson Phillips

Whoa hold on

Wilson Phillips is a cat that lives near me

Her fur is grotesque, she’s extremely thin and her voice sounds like a blender

I want to steal her because she is neglected

But more than anything else I've realized

I need a girlfriend real bad

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IF I DECIDED TO GET A CAT FROM A SHELTER, WOULD IT BE AWFUL IF I WERE BIASED?

What can you show me in something obese and bad-tempered?

We have a diabetic Persian that has a history of throwing up in underpants.

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Wilson Phillip’s real name is terrible