The Morning Train Commute

A database administrator holds a plain bagel and a Motorola Razr

Like her iPad, an accountant is covered in a layer of polyester

A woman eats a fibre bar
Tears begin to fall
The fibre tastes so bad

In between sips, an intern splashes the scum out of his eyes with Mountain Dew

A man examines the back window of the train
“Outstanding!” he thinks
“This is the perfect size for my ass!”

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THE SCIENCE UNFAIR

No one wins.

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No doubt a stout trout with gout can’t take a girl trout out