Disney World

The theme park has an odd smell
Cotton candy, vomit and dreams coming true

A teen sees people wearing Mickey Mouse ears
“Disney stole that from Dead Mouse!”

Alice in Wonderland grins
A prescription grin

Husbands and wives visit the Disney casino
They hold hands with slot machines
Instead of each another

Two gay men embrace and kiss
Mickey Mouse covers his eyes

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DISNEY PRINCESS
So perfect!

REVERSE DISNEY PRINCESS
Awful hair!
Crappy gown!
Beady eyes!
Powerful forearms!
Mean and shit!

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When we asked our parents to take us to Disney World they told us it didn’t exist