Grocery Shopping Safari

An eerily thin vegan artist buys a single organic orange that looks physically worse than she does

A balding man loudly expresses that “Hitler wasn’t such a bad guy” as he uses both hands to load up his grocery cart with regularly priced ground beef

An ordinary woman silently swears as she stares distantly at a variety of chemical-based diet jams

A Battle Star Galactica enthusiast appears

He quickly fondles two large cantaloupes

And silently strolls out the door

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I DON’T LIKE HITLER. I DON’T LIKE MODELS. BUT I LIKE THE IDEA OF HITLER MODELING.

So saucy!

Mein Fuhrer!

Sexy action!

Shake it till you break it!

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None of this comic is true because I don’t leave my apartment and live off a paste-like substance that comes out my kitchen faucet