Thoughts on Dogs
Cats are amazing right? Definitely
But dogs? I dunno… hanging out with dogs is sort of like…
Sliding down a curling waterslide with a beer in each hand
Going on hot air balloon ride with John Candy’s ghost
Eating an entire bag of semisweet chocolate chips ha ha the diet is OVER
When you wake up and realize for the first time in a long time, you’re actually happy
…
YOUR BRAIN HAS AUTOMATIC SENSORY PROCESSING BEFORE ANY RATIONAL THINKING BEGINS
Something warm has squished between my toes. This feels nice. This pleases me.
…
That little dog has a very big heart and a very small brain