Thoughts on Dogs

Cats are amazing right? Definitely

But dogs? I dunno… hanging out with dogs is sort of like…

Sliding down a curling waterslide with a beer in each hand

Going on hot air balloon ride with John Candy’s ghost

Eating an entire bag of semisweet chocolate chips ha ha the diet is OVER

When you wake up and realize for the first time in a long time, you’re actually happy

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YOUR BRAIN HAS AUTOMATIC SENSORY PROCESSING BEFORE ANY RATIONAL THINKING BEGINS

Something warm has squished between my toes. This feels nice. This pleases me.

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That little dog has a very big heart and a very small brain