Pantaloons in Action
The ladies are demanding answers!
Who is that mystery man? (It's me)
Who is that man wearing running tights?
And how can we avoid him?
IT IS VERY LIKELY THAT ALIENS EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE!
Does that mean I’ve got a chance to have sex with an alien babe?
SORRY NO FUGLIES
Skinny jeans ain’t good for sperm… and maybe that’s okay