Pantaloons in Action

The ladies are demanding answers!

Who is that mystery man? (It's me)

Who is that man wearing running tights?

And how can we avoid him?

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IT IS VERY LIKELY THAT ALIENS EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE!

Does that mean I’ve got a chance to have sex with an alien babe?

SORRY NO FUGLIES

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Skinny jeans ain’t good for sperm… and maybe that’s okay