Pantaloons in Action
The ladies are demanding answers!
Who is that mystery man? (It's me)
Who is that man wearing running tights?
And how can we avoid him?
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IT IS VERY LIKELY THAT ALIENS EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE!
Does that mean I’ve got a chance to have sex with an alien babe?
SORRY NO FUGLIES
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Skinny jeans ain’t good for sperm… and maybe that’s okay