Canadian Childhood

What’s in the tickle trunk, Mr. Dressup?

Sharon, Louis and damnnn it’s Bram!

“Zit Remedy is here!”

Ladies you know you wanted to marry Gus Pike

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THE ALIENS ON SESAME STREET SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME WHEN I WAS A KID (AND THEY STILL DO).

Yip yip yip yip yip uh-huh! We… can… smell… your… fear!

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No word of a lie: Jeff from Today’s Special came to my house