I’ve Got Bad Hair

No word of a lie

I have terrible hair

So I gotta shave my head

Every once in the while

Someone will think it’s clever and call me a skinhead

I always want to look them in the eye

And quietly whisper

“Heil Hitler”

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“DON’T PUT THAT COFFEE CUP ON THE TABLE! USE A COASTER.”

YEAH NOT COOL

YOU ARE TERRIBLE

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A… a cartoonist with terrible hair?