I’ve Got Bad Hair
No word of a lie
I have terrible hair
So I gotta shave my head
Every once in the while
Someone will think it’s clever and call me a skinhead
I always want to look them in the eye
And quietly whisper
“Heil Hitler”
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“DON’T PUT THAT COFFEE CUP ON THE TABLE! USE A COASTER.”
YEAH NOT COOL
YOU ARE TERRIBLE
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A… a cartoonist with terrible hair?