Secret Bands

Do you like bands that you don’t tell your friends about?

Do you listen to Jennifer Lopez? Creed? Miley Cyrus? Billy Ray Cyrus?

There is a secret rapper I listen to

The beats are terrible and rhyming is weak

That rapper

Is me

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The only mic that you rock
Is the one in the drive thru
Taking orders for burgers
From people that hate you

My lover… left me
I feel like… meatloaf
My favourite… rock star
Is probably… Meatloaf

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Suckers try and diss me / Cause they’re jealous of the rhyme / They ain’t worthy of the battle / So I’m quiet as a mime