Do you like bands that you don’t tell your friends about?
Do you listen to Jennifer Lopez? Creed? Miley Cyrus? Billy Ray Cyrus?
There is a secret rapper I listen to
The beats are terrible and rhyming is weak
The only mic that you rock
Is the one in the drive thru
Taking orders for burgers
From people that hate you
My lover… left me
I feel like… meatloaf
My favourite… rock star
Is probably… Meatloaf
Suckers try and diss me / Cause they’re jealous of the rhyme / They ain’t worthy of the battle / So I’m quiet as a mime