Types of Drunks
Big Spender: guy buys shots until a moth flies out his wallet
The Stewed: oozes through the night like a lava lamp
The Hugger: half-man, half-straight jacket, all heart
Karaoke Banshee: you cannot stop this indelicate insane microphone beast
Workplace: a staff member is drunk at work, you are not jealous you are them
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All cats are angry drunks.
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Guys let’s drink