Why Potheads Why?
Why are potheads so lazy?
They can lay on the couch for hours
Why do potheads get so excited about food?
Even the sound of opening a bag of Doritos will make them go crazy
Why are potheads amused so easily?
They can legitimately enjoy playing with a piece of string for hours
Why do potheads… my god!
Are potheads actually cats?
You ate so many hash brownies
That you got a pot belly
You’re stoned and half-dead
Inspiring Mary Shelley
It’s possible to hate cats, but it’s impossible to hate kittens