Types of Farts (Double Encore)

Wallpaper Stripper: you swear that exotic dancer ripped one and it made her bum jiggle

Jazz Hands: fanning the funk away

The Prisoner of War: as known as a Cubicle Air Invasion

The Silent Spectre: it’s so wretched that fruit peels, flowers explode and radios turn off

The Alter Ego: cutting on so nasty that your brain convinces you it was someone else

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I can’t believe someone broke wind in the copy room! What is wrong with this office?

Was it a Creeping Coleslaw? A Silent Chili Genocide? A Hung Jury? A Screaming Fortune Teller?

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Was it a Boiled Lamb?