Types of Farts (Double Encore)
Wallpaper Stripper: you swear that exotic dancer ripped one and it made her bum jiggle
Jazz Hands: fanning the funk away
The Prisoner of War: as known as a Cubicle Air Invasion
The Silent Spectre: it’s so wretched that fruit peels, flowers explode and radios turn off
The Alter Ego: cutting on so nasty that your brain convinces you it was someone else
I can’t believe someone broke wind in the copy room! What is wrong with this office?
Was it a Creeping Coleslaw? A Silent Chili Genocide? A Hung Jury? A Screaming Fortune Teller?
Was it a Boiled Lamb?