I Love You Lucille
Lucille was a named Lucille because it said so in blue letters across the top of the windshield
She was a 1981 Ford F-150
Cream with brown trim
Rusty holes in the floor
A board replaced a missing back window
For some reason there was a busted porcelain bidet that sat in the back of the flatbed
Oh, in case you don’t know
You use a bidet to wash your ass
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LUCILLE DIED ABOUT A WEEK BEFORE I GOT MY DRIVER’S LICENSE. BUT I WILL NEVER FORGET HER.
You’d scream down the road
With jaw-dropping prettiness
I will always remember
Your overall shittiness
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The fuel gauge didn’t work either… because Lucille believed in adventures