Negative Sayings: The Reversal

Thou shalt not steal
Unless it’s kisses

Don’t work harder, work smarter
Also kinder

Boys only want one thing!
We want to get to know you

Now the tables have turned!
And we can share a meal

If you wake up on the wrong side of the bed
That was some serious humping last night

 

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CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?

Nah she’s got my heart.

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Negative sayings: spring forward, fall back, drunken wedding dancer