Negative Sayings III

A watch pot never boils
Yeah it will it takes five minutes

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure
But sometimes it’s just shit

Stop and smell the roses
Did they smell like why you got fired?

Step on a crack, break your mother’s back
And so starts your childhood OCD

Speak softly and carry a big stick
Or yell and carry a gun that works too

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DANCE LIKE NO ONE’S WATCHING

AND FILMING IT FOR YOUTUBE

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Positive sayings: if your life flashes before your eyes I hope there’s nudity