The Seven Deadly Hallowe’en Sins
Pride: your jack o’ lantern shouldn’t weigh more than you
Gluttony: do not make a candy necklace out of chocolate bars
Greed: you do not need a GPS to trick or treat
Sloth: take the wrappers off caramels before chewing
Lust: refrain from licorice spankings
Wrath: if eggs are thrown, they shouldn’t be frozen
Envy: do not be jealous if you’re too old to trick or treat
you can buy candy every day, remember?
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A LAST MINUTE COSTUME: HANG A TOILET SEAT OFF YOUR BELT, SQUAT AND NOW YOU’RE A TOILET
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Let’s put Jesus back in Hallowe’en and make crosses with Kit Kats