Couples Telling Stories

You and I have something in common.

We both know couples that tell stories and argue about very minor details.

“We were on King Street, not Queen Street, and I ordered the roast chicken, not the stuffed chicken!"

Interesting.

Fuck the street!

Fuck your chicken!

FINISH THE STORY!

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WHY DO COUPLES HYPHENATE THEIR LAST NAMES WHEN THEY COULD COME UP WITH NEW ONES?

Hi, we’re the Glaxo-Smith-Klines.

Hi, we’re the Awesomes.

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“Fuck your chicken!”