Honest Online Dating Profiles
“I don’t have a job.”
“I. Want. Your. Money.”
“I will cheat on you.”
“I’ll keep this short: I drink.”
A TRUE STORY: BEING HONEST AT DINNER PARTIES ISN’T ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA
So what’s online dating like?
It’s sorta like having ten guys piss on you.
Online dating profiles are like a resume: a nice, ordered list of lies