Honest Online Dating Profiles

“I’m married.”

“I don’t have a job.”

“I. Want. Your. Money.”

“I will cheat on you.”

“I’ll keep this short: I drink.”

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A TRUE STORY: BEING HONEST AT DINNER PARTIES ISN’T ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA

So what’s online dating like?

It’s sorta like having ten guys piss on you.

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Online dating profiles are like a resume: a nice, ordered list of lies