Types of Shitting (Encore)
Reverse Banana Hammock: logging one in the back of your Speedo
Chocolate Rain: when you move your head away to breathe in
Cräping: you don’t need instructions to make these IKEA meatballs
Toro Turdo: when the turd is so ferocious you gotta wave the toilet paper to coax it out like a bullfighter
Five Dollar AYCE Sushi: when all you can eat becomes all you can dump
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Why do you bury your shit, but not your puke?
There is no good without evil.
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Toil on the toilet, crap on the crapper, dump in the van