Learning About Evil
Every year since you were born
You learn a little more about evil
By the time you're thirteen you've learned practically everything
And you're brain needs about six years to recover
And this explains puberty
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MODERN CHESS PIECES
God Damn Teen
Crooked Cop
Perverted Priest
Slumlord
Angry Librarian
Racist Boss
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Everyone will learn this eventually: making out with your eyes open is not sexy