Explaining Them Balls

Rugby Balls: kind of a weird shape, like the player’s heads

Baseballs: have more stitches than a Tim Burton character

Tennis Balls: despite being served at 200km/h, these are actually fuzzy

Billiards Balls: can be solid or striped, like a cat’s eyes

Bowling Balls: dense, dark and heading toward the gutter like a dystopian novel

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WIFFLE BALLS: HAVE MORE HOLES THAN A TEENAGER’S ARGUMENT

I can’t get a job! Puberty is my job!

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Imagine a ballsack