Negative Sayings IV

Opportunity knocked
But it was a Jehovah’s Witness

The squeaky wheel gets the grease
Remember: complainers get attention

Leave no stone unturned
Has it ever been under a stone?

Beware the ides of March
Also Craigslist dating

Children should be seen and not heard
Or not seen at all, that works too

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IF YOU EAT LIKE A BIRD AND DRINK LIKE A FISH

YOU’LL PUKE LIKE A CAT

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Positive sayings: let sleeping dogs lie or wake ‘em up and play frisbee