Internet Explorer Sucks

Internet Explorer is a pubic hair in a raw egg

Using it is like throwing up an earthworm

Have you ever smelled a mysterious stain even though you already knew it was cat piss?

That’s Internet Explorer

It’s like catching your teenage son weighing his testicles on a kitchen scale

Internet Explorer is like looking at a dump you took that has corn in it

But you haven't eaten corn lately

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INTERNET EXPLORER IS LIKE YOUR GRANDFATHER’S DYING WORDS ECHOING IN YOUR HEAD

”In 1936, I ate a human finger.”

Why would he do that?

Who’s was it?

Which finger?

Did it taste good?

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Internet Explorer smokes oregano and doesn’t inhale