Internet Explorer Sucks
Internet Explorer is a pubic hair in a raw egg
Using it is like throwing up an earthworm
Have you ever smelled a mysterious stain even though you already knew it was cat piss?
That’s Internet Explorer
It’s like catching your teenage son weighing his testicles on a kitchen scale
Internet Explorer is like looking at a dump you took that has corn in it
But you haven't eaten corn lately
INTERNET EXPLORER IS LIKE YOUR GRANDFATHER’S DYING WORDS ECHOING IN YOUR HEAD
”In 1936, I ate a human finger.”
Why would he do that?
Who’s was it?
Did it taste good?
Internet Explorer smokes oregano and doesn’t inhale