Why Batteries Why
Why are batteries so simple?
They’re not exactly rocket science
Why are batteries so important?
You use them every single day
Why are batteries so dangerous?
They can leak or even explode!
Why do batteries… my god!
Are batteries actually toilets?
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Sitting on the crapper
With a crazy looking stare
Twitching on the throne
Like a prison electric chair
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