A Teen Explains Science

Biology: a sperm humps an egg

Chemistry: check The Periodic Table of Assholes

Physics: Einstein toked

Astronomy: what’s your sign? The Duelling Boners?

Paleontology: the study of dragons

Soil Science: check your ruined pants

Genetics: I’m cool with descending from apes I mean they throw feces but they’ve gone into space

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STAND-UP AT THE ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR COMEDY CLUB

Have you ever noticed… nah I guess not.

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Is it better to get beat up or beat down?