A Teen Explains Science
Biology: a sperm humps an egg
Chemistry: check The Periodic Table of Assholes
Physics: Einstein toked
Astronomy: what’s your sign? The Duelling Boners?
Paleontology: the study of dragons
Soil Science: check your ruined pants
Genetics: I’m cool with descending from apes I mean they throw feces but they’ve gone into space
STAND-UP AT THE ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR COMEDY CLUB
Have you ever noticed… nah I guess not.
Is it better to get beat up or beat down?