The Seven Deadly Computer Sins
The Seven Deadly Computer Sins
Envy: life is too short to be jealous of RAM
Greed: do you really need three iPhones?
Lust: Linux should not make your nipples erect
Pride: do not tweet about your five terabyte SSD
Gluttony: Microsoft Office is not compatible with honey garlic ribs
Sloth: do not celebrate sending an email by chugging a beer (or maybe you should?)
Wrath: everyone has problems with crappy office computers, stay calm, issues can be resolved, WHAT AM I SAYING DROPKICK THAT SUCKER