Idle Hands

Idle hands are the devil’s workshop

This is also true for the idle man hose

AND the idle bush!

Don’t keep that man hose idle!

Don’t keep that bush idle!

Turn those nouns into verbs!

Go get hosin’!

Go get bushin’!

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IDLE HANDS AT THE FOOD SCIENCE LAB

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Let’s develop a product that looks and tastes exactly like fly paper.

We’ll call it “turkey bacon”.