New Movie Ideas (Encore)

Haunted Hoops: a documentary about goths in professional sports (closet cases only, there are no goths in professional sports)

Why Dad Drinks: Dad isn't happy, drinks (starring Steve Buscemi, vodka)

Pennycorn: Saga of Truth: A group of stoners lobby the government to get a unicorn on the penny (hopefully inspires some stoners, that would be tight)

Sex in the City Brazil: the girls go on a sexy jungle vacation (the main one gets bit by a poisonous caterpillar, dies)

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GOT TO GET DOWN TO GET UP: THE ONLY WAY A MAN CAN MAINTAIN AN ERECTION IS WHEN HE’S DANCING

I didn’t mean to kiss you. Did I do something wrong?

No, just give me a second!

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Outtakes: Paul the Homophobic Giraffe, Twitter: The Movie, Planet of the Crepes