The Garbage Man
If I had a blue collar job I’d be a garbage man
Hanging off the back of the truck
Finding sweet junk on the curb
Building forts in the dump
Solving mysteries
Shooting lasers out my eyes
Flying through the air
Arresting people that knock over snowmen
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When you see a snowman with pee on it, was it a dog or did the snowman pee itself?
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When you wish upon a star, nothing happens