The Garbage Man

If I had a blue collar job I’d be a garbage man

Hanging off the back of the truck

Finding sweet junk on the curb

Building forts in the dump

Solving mysteries

Shooting lasers out my eyes

Flying through the air

Arresting people that knock over snowmen

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When you see a snowman with pee on it, was it a dog or did the snowman pee itself?

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When you wish upon a star, nothing happens