Types of Barfing
Sedan Stained Glass: chucking out a car window you thought was open
Collect Call: puking into a phone receiver
Home Schooled: purposely letting the dog out so you can skip history
The Human Pinata: known to happen after trick-o-treating
Speak No Evil: attempting to cover your mouth to contain the beast
The Sushi Beard: also known as “The Land of the Rising Mess”
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A RUNNING “SPEAK NO EVIL” IS KNOWN AS “THE TOUCHDOWN”
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Outtakes: Projectile Projectionist, The Mistake, Slam Chunk