Types of Barfing

Sedan Stained Glass: chucking out a car window you thought was open

Collect Call: puking into a phone receiver

Home Schooled: purposely letting the dog out so you can skip history

The Human Pinata: known to happen after trick-o-treating

Speak No Evil: attempting to cover your mouth to contain the beast

The Sushi Beard: also known as “The Land of the Rising Mess”

…

A RUNNING “SPEAK NO EVIL” IS KNOWN AS “THE TOUCHDOWN”

…

Outtakes: Projectile Projectionist, The Mistake, Slam Chunk