Why Cops Why?
Why do cops act so intense?
Do they like scaring people?
Why do cops eat so many doughnuts?
Does all that sugar make them happy?
Why do cops like wearing a uniform?
Don't they realize that they're wearing a costume?
Why do cops… my god?
Are cops actually trick-or-treaters?
MALL COPS: A LONELY ROAD
Ladies see me strutting
I know I make them laugh
Cause if the cup is half full
I’m the empty half
I still miss trick-or-treating