The Subway

A group of teens wearing the same style of pants screeches things that are not important

A woman that society told was beautiful purposely avoids eye contact with anyone

A cynic winces as "Dicaprio" appears ahead of "Da vinci" in Google's autocomplete

A young man with an eight-hair moustache checks out his reflection using his iPhone

A neurotic mother reminds her son that it is "dangerous to be a child" and "he should worry because he could die at any instant"

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A POET GLANCES AWAY FROM HER NOTEPAD, REALIZING THAT EVERY PART OF THE HUMAN BODY IS A GENTLE LOVE HANDLE

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Love handling love handles / DJ makes the beat drop / All the ladies be dancing / Rocking the muffin top