Making New Friends
It takes a while to get to know someone
Which is why you can't tell new friends exactly what's on your mind
"Imagine riding a bicycle in bare feet and running over some roadkill"
"Imagine seeing a beautiful unicorn with an enormous, veiny boner"
"Imagine phoning the doctor because you took a perfectly spherical, shiny white shit"
Imagine a magnet was mysteriously attracted to your penis.
Never tell people exactly what you’re thinking