A Stoned Teen Explains Sports

Dodgeball: You can dodge dodgeball by getting high and not going

Baseball: You know the chewing tobacco is wacky, right?

Football: I know this guy that did steroids and now his dong looks like a loosely rolled J

High Jump: If you got high and did a high jump would that just be a regular jump?

Bowling: One time this cop came into the bowling alley so I stuffed my joints in the bowling ball holes and rolled a strike

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SOCCER WAS CREATED IN NEW ZEALAND BY A STONED TEENAGER THAT SAW A KIWI BIRD MOVE ITS EGG

That freaky thing don’t use no hands!

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I wish I had a kiwi