A Stoned Teen Explains Sports
Dodgeball: You can dodge dodgeball by getting high and not going
Baseball: You know the chewing tobacco is wacky, right?
Football: I know this guy that did steroids and now his dong looks like a loosely rolled J
High Jump: If you got high and did a high jump would that just be a regular jump?
Bowling: One time this cop came into the bowling alley so I stuffed my joints in the bowling ball holes and rolled a strike
SOCCER WAS CREATED IN NEW ZEALAND BY A STONED TEENAGER THAT SAW A KIWI BIRD MOVE ITS EGG
That freaky thing don’t use no hands!
I wish I had a kiwi