Starbucks

Starbucks is clean, polished and slick

But guess what Starbucks?

Your coffee tastes like soy sauce and teenage pregnancy

Fancy Italian cup sizes? What is Italian for "die and be forgotten"?

The jazz version of this Beatles’ song sounds like a duck throwing up a cell phone

God damn barista…

Pleasantly offering me a free cookie and making my day

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I’D LOVE TO HAVE A CHANCE TO WRITE A “THE WAY I SEE IT” QUOTE ON A STARBUCKS CUP

“If sneezing is similar to an orgasm, why do people buy allergy medicine?”

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Inspired by a couple of late night trips to Starbucks