Starbucks is clean, polished and slick
But guess what Starbucks?
Your coffee tastes like soy sauce and teenage pregnancy
Fancy Italian cup sizes? What is Italian for "die and be forgotten"?
The jazz version of this Beatles’ song sounds like a duck throwing up a cell phone
God damn barista…
Pleasantly offering me a free cookie and making my day
I’D LOVE TO HAVE A CHANCE TO WRITE A “THE WAY I SEE IT” QUOTE ON A STARBUCKS CUP
“If sneezing is similar to an orgasm, why do people buy allergy medicine?”
Inspired by a couple of late night trips to Starbucks