More Negative Sayings

Sleep with one eye open, because it’s infected

Give a man fish and what will you eat?

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, but definitely do something evil

The apple doesn’t fall far from the asshole

Where there’s smoke, there’s teens

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, fuck you

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ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE

But some of us should be operating the curtains.

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Positive sayings: loose lips, sinks ships, but they’re good for makeouts