More Negative Sayings
Sleep with one eye open, because it’s infected
Give a man fish and what will you eat?
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, but definitely do something evil
The apple doesn’t fall far from the asshole
Where there’s smoke, there’s teens
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, fuck you
ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE
But some of us should be operating the curtains.
Positive sayings: loose lips, sinks ships, but they’re good for makeouts