This Little Guy is Always Terrified :0

“I think my mailman is planning to kill me!” :0

“If you sleep for more than eight hours your throat will close up!” :0

“Pennies from 1992 are covered with anthrax!” :0

“There’s… there’s cancer in my hair!” :0

“Spiders know sign language and they’re plotting our doom!” :0

“I think I swallowed an invisible bee!” :0

“Asian people make me nervous and I don’t know why!” :0

“Konichiwa!” ^_^

“OH MY GOD GET ME OUT OF HERE!” :0

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“Peel a banana? No way! There could be a little wet kitten inside!” :0