Sexual Positions (Double Encore)
The Mac and Cheese: passionately whispering cheesy lines like “I’m horny like a unicorn”
Hip Hop Hop: hop your hips, on my hips, and hop
Trembling Turtle: we’re… in… slow… motion…
The Buttock: squeezing your partner’s bum as you whisper “This is The Buttock” in their ear
Canadian Curling: HARD! HARD! HARDDDDD!
THE BICYCLE: THIS IS IT
Fun fact: “The Buttock”