Teenage Masturbation Radio Show
“Does masturbation make you go blind?”
Only if you do it with your eyes closed
"If I masturbate will I run out of sperm?"
Yes you only have five
"Will masturbation cause your wiener to break off?"
Only if you have an orgasm
"Will Jesus hate me if I masturbate?"
Jesus is down he even named it check the Bible
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I GOT THIS IDEA TO OPEN AN OLD ENGLISH DILDO SHOP
Thanks very much! Enjoy your Shivering Orphan.
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If you help someone move and you see their dildo just play it cool