Why Cats Why?

Why do cats get nervous in front of mirrors?
Do they have low self-esteem?

Why do cats barf so much?
Do they have bulimia?

Why are cats always grooming themselves?
Are they narcissistic?

Why do cats… my god!
Are cats secretly supermodels in disguise?

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WHY ARE DOGS “MAN’S BEST FRIEND?” PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT CATS.

Alright grouchy, where did you barf?

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What's crazier: a cat or a supermodel?