Greg Phones a Call Centre

I phoned a call centre

“Matthew” seemed a bit… strange

So starting acting really goofy

Eventually “Matthew” admitted was high

HIGH ON DRUGS

He gave me the title of “best caller ever”

A recipe for hash brownies

And a discount on my long distance

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I’M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS #890: MANY PEOPLE DON’T REALIZE THAT ANT FARMS ARE GATEWAY BUGS

Yeah, I got a couple thousand species dried and mounted.

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Bad drunk: sad, violent, passes out. Bad pothead: paranoid, falls asleep, has to read you his poems