Greg Phones a Call Centre
I phoned a call centre
“Matthew” seemed a bit… strange
So starting acting really goofy
Eventually “Matthew” admitted was high
HIGH ON DRUGS
He gave me the title of “best caller ever”
A recipe for hash brownies
And a discount on my long distance
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I’M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS #890: MANY PEOPLE DON’T REALIZE THAT ANT FARMS ARE GATEWAY BUGS
Yeah, I got a couple thousand species dried and mounted.
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Bad drunk: sad, violent, passes out. Bad pothead: paranoid, falls asleep, has to read you his poems