You Smoke Too Much Pot

“Wake and bake!”

“Brunch blunt!”

“It’s 4:20! Time for high tea!”

“Oh yeah chronic in the cubicle!”

“I’m cutting the grass – on grass!”

“F-f-f-f-funeral bowl!”

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Dude… image a drum that is also a bong! Wait… that’s what a bongo is!

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You shouldn’t smoke blunts at brunch that is a drug problem