Paraphrased Quotes from Work

“Whatever you’re drinking looks disgusting!” (I was drinking tea)

“We could hire your family because they would work cheap!” (said to a Chinese woman)

“Being a Jew is like being pregnant: you’re always fat and sweaty!” (said to a group, including a Jewish woman and pregnant woman)

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YOU CAN SAY THINGS TO MALE CO-WORKERS THAT YOU CAN’T SAY TO FEMALE CO-WORKERS

Hey man, wanna hear a shit story?

Hell yes.

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My old co-worker and I used to tell shit stories every Wednesday and we called it “Shitty Wednesday”