Negative Sayings X

Charity starts at home
So buy yourself a new TV

Money is the root of all evil
No according to the church

It’s music to my ears
As opposed to your eyes?

Fur is murder
Fuzzy murder

Respect your elders
They can by you beer

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THE MAD HATTER MEETS THE MAD HATER

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Just Google it, you lunatic!

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Positive Sayings: one bad apple spoils the bunch, unless you’re making booze