Restaurants

Vegan: underweight watercolourists dine on yeast, beet milk and sticks

Buffet: you eat until you cry, just like when you were a baby

Diner: a pretty waitress flashes a goofy smile as an angry chef yells in the kitchen

Café: home to caffeine twitchers, creative minds, business grease and the useless

Fast Food: teens cook raw meat, everyone is okay with this

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SHARKS HAVE TO KEEP SWIMMING TO BREATHE OR ELSE THEY’LL DIE. BUT IS THERE ANOTHER MOTIVATION TO KEEP GOING?

Looking for love.

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The first explorer to come to the New World was a time traveler