Sexual Mathematics

Underwear gets divided
There is no remainder

Waist-to-hip ratio
A tasty probability

Two parallel lines never touch
Until one wiggles like a sine wave

Bum volume = whoa x thickness x cheeks
The equation is always positive

Pants are like high school math:
Dropped

…

SOLVE THE DOMINATRIX MATRIX!

Handcuffs

Bondage

Latex Briefs

Whip

Leather Hat

Mask

Chaps

Hot Wax

There is…
…no solution

…

Damn baby show me your geometry