The Worst Cyclops in Greece

His body isn't muscular, he carries an iPhone instead of a club and his loincloth is a pair of vintage jean shorts

And to make matters worse

He has two eyes!

And if you get close to him

You can see that he’s wearing glasses with thick frames

But they don't have lenses in them

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AN UNRELATED COMIC: WHY I’D NEVER BE A MASSEUSE

I’ll start with your delts, then I’ll move on to your lats and then I’m gonna squish them cheeks.

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"Don’t worry, I won’t work the cheekhole"